Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Mommy’s Milk

A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.

Jeff needs some mommy’s milk before he cwrys

by Demon Dog 4L November 6, 2019

Milk

Drugs or any other substance. Milk makes you strong. When you’re on that stuff you feel hella strong

He was on milk, trying to lift them all up

by Driyti January 30, 2022

Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

Milk

Sum ur dad went and got

“Mom where’s dad?” “Went to get the MILK”

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020