michael chou

Like, who tf is he

Hey, who's Michael Chou?
I have no idea bro.

by Something Something + Pi May 20, 2019

michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.

Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!

by Purplething324 October 19, 2019

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023

michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.

Michael Millward will dominate this world.

by Michael Millward February 13, 2018

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 18, 2024

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 16, 2015