Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.
Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!
Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...
Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...
by Jade Hale February 26, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 17, 2011
Get the michael boley'dmug. 
Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
by Zaddy Ramos May 9, 2024
Get the Michael Ramosmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Are Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Popmug. He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.
by Some1aroundtheCORNER2019 August 24, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
Get the Michael Standard Timemug.