Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

by Auntang January 5, 2017

Fortnite is my life

You’re 5

Kid: FORTNITE IS MY LIFE
Person: Does your mum know your here?

by Jakenator November 5, 2021

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

Quarter-Life Crisis

Similar to the mid-life crisis, but happens around the early twenties. This particularly affects college students who just got a whole heaping helping of reality thrust upon them. Signs of a quarter life crisis may include: Constant tears, staring into an abyss of emptiness trying to figure out your life, incessant muttering, an unwilling impulse to curl up in the fetal position, and that crazy pot head in high school just became a parent and you can't stop thinking you will be next.

1. --What's the matter with Shannon?

--Her parents are making her pay for college.

--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.

2. --Where's Jeremy?

--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.

--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?

--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.

--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.

by Coffee Addict September 6, 2013

past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.

Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.

by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019

mid life musings

A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.

I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.

by ald81 June 19, 2018

Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018