osama fish story

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.

John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!

by pmetrus May 29, 2011

Filet-O-FIsh

The act of finishing sex with the typical facial with a twist, when the finish comes, the hand is slid over the tip of the penis, cupping the semen as it expells and then reaching back and slapping the recipient across the face as you yell filet-o-fish

This girl was so crazy last week, I gave her the filet-o-fish and she actually enjoyed it

by Dclutch04 July 18, 2010

Dirty Fish Hook

While making love doggy style, you stick 2 fingers in her asshole. Then remove the fingers and reach around to her face, in one swipe wipe her upper lip with your index finger "Dirty Sanchez". With your middle finger simultaniously hook the inside of her cheek "Fish Hook".

Did you see how pissed she was after I gave her the Dirty Fish Hook?

by Haywood Jablohim September 16, 2009

Fish-o-fillet

a term used to describe one that looks like a fish

Arrianne gave the appearance of lookng like a Fish-o-fillet.

by Eggington June 12, 2008

Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.

Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

sexy time with a fish

you have sex with a fish becuase you a sick bastard

but some call it sexy time with a fish

its fuck off creepy

“What did you do yesterday?”
“Had sex with a fish”
“what a fucking knob”
"what? it was sexy time with a fish"

by sian. October 30, 2007

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009