Extra Strength Douche

Insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating, or obnoxious.
A contemptible person.
Used to express a low opinion of someone.
Someone who makes your skin crawl.
The person currently seeing an ex-girlfriend you cared deeply for.

I can’t believe Beth is seeing Nick, that guy is Extra Strength Douche.

by TemptingFate March 2, 2009

King Kamaya Maya Douche

when some one is a douchebag, but a super d-bag like his/her core is rotted with Doucheness.

CG- hey wats up
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche

by cowgirl01313131313 January 27, 2010

yabba dabba douche

Womens health care product made in bedrock usa

Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

cranberry douche

a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area

"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

regal douche

a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title

Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche

by piss off May 9, 2005

Disposable Douche

A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.

That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche

by ohio sailor January 14, 2009

Godless Douche Monster

(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch

Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!

by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009