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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
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December 17

Give somebody named "Tyler" the homework answers.
Tyler: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: Nah what day is it?
Tyler: December 17!
Friend: What does that mean?

Tyler: It's the day you have to give me all the homework answers!
by Jason Hemsworth November 5, 2020
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December 20th

National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day!
Haven’t you waited long enough? It’s the perfect time of the year to ask her! The short days, cold weather, and holiday spirit will promote the want for warmth in her heart! This is the end of the year and the time most people are brought together, and appreciate /reminisce on everything that’s happened the past few months.
“She’s stuck with me all this time. I know I love her and she’s worth it. But I’ve waited so long I don’t know when to do it!”
“Come on! December 20th is National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day! You’ll even get to use the anniversary to cuddle during cold winters next year!”
by PussyPisser November 5, 2020
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December 10

Today is slap your tall friend day. F your friend is over 6’9” slap them.
5’11” guy: hey pal it’s December 10 guess what
7’ guy: oh no
5’11” guy: *slaps 7’ guy*
by Weirdoguy65 November 5, 2020
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No Finger December

This is the month we’re girls can’t finger there 🐱 since couldn’t beat our 🥩 on no nut November you will have to wait till next year sorry girls
Girl 1:you now what’s today

Girl 2:damn it it’s no finger December 😠
Girl 1:I know we can’t finger ourselves 😩
by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020
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December 5th

December 5th is bestie day. It’s day where you spend all your time with your bestie
Bf: Babe do you want to hang out today?
Gf: no I am hangout with my bestie, because it’s December 5th
by Madi16 November 6, 2020
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NO FINGER DECEMBER

NO FINGER DECEMBER is for the girls because since we can’t do No Nut November I say we do the same to the girls so no finger December until next year sorry girls
Girl 1: you know what’s today

Girl 2:no?
Girl 1: it’s no finger December !!!
Girl 2:BUT WHY
Girl 1: CAUSE IT NO FINGER DECEMBER
by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020
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