homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Ice Cream Parlur

means Drug shop {where drug dealer sell drugs, and can also be called "ice cream parlor"}

Da Ice cream parlur is where u can find da beans, skittles n cake.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Boston Cream Doughnut

You cum in a girl, then shit on her and do Cleveland Steamroller

"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."

"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"

by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

Ice Cream

Why isn't ice cream on here? I thought Urban Dictionary was reliable...

1: So, me and my friends got ice cream at the nearby store.

2: IDC

by WhatThePointOfBuildinForts February 28, 2019

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019