sock cock

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

by Em2007 April 2, 2007

ass cock

A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.

Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!

by ratpack July 29, 2008

cock puppet

A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.

'Golly, that cock puppet sure would be nice to animate,' said Justin.

by JimbAround January 31, 2004

Alarm cock

An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.

My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.

by Pugh April 20, 2005

a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.

Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.

by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006

cock smith

some one who plays with and or makes a hobby out of the male genitals.

You homo your a dirty little cock smith

by LerStyle June 14, 2005

Cock-monkey

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

by soulspinner July 15, 2006