gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

fight boner

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons

Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)

by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

by Bytti July 5, 2021

manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020