ass casserole

Similar to a clusterfuck. Unorganized, dissaray or chaos. Many unrelated things introduced at once.

That staff meeting was total ass casserole!

by auntkitty October 4, 2006

ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

by evanzo August 18, 2003

Sweet Ass

A phrase dat describes something very cool innit. Like if youz get a million bucks that would be sweet ass.

Teacher: You can leave early from class today.
Me: Sweet Ass!

by MC Liquid November 19, 2004

ass-creep

An Ass-Creep is an ugly rat faced male with a cheese-like body odour. They look at other males asses and sometimes touches these asses, This persons penis is VERY small and yet they still feel the need to talk about it 24/7. This person will scare you to death and make you cry.

Oh no! Joe's coming! He's such an Ass-creep, Don't look at him or your eyes will bleed!

by Feather & Becky. June 15, 2009

ass dagger

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!

HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

by p and E!!!!!?????!!!! January 9, 2011

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 6, 2008