Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 09, 2020

Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 25, 2023

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

by jim74853468 February 26, 2018

Milk-Bone

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

by Frank Palace June 28, 2022

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021