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J-dōne

A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
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J Nazia

Very sexy and intelligent. Although she can be intimidating, she’s really just a nice person with a big heart.

She’s the type of girl to go to war for ,the type you want to keep in your life.She’ll be there through anything and will help you face the hardest battles

She cares about what your interested in and she’s open to anything

And another bonus she’s sexy cute and more all in one and most likely a big baby

She’s surprising.
“J Nazia is extraordinary.” Meaning she’s everything
by Rorilavaish November 20, 2023
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J Swizz

A insane man with many bitches and a massive cock
J Swizzzzz!!!!!
by Swizzalicious June 14, 2022
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J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY
I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.
by bncreampie July 16, 2021
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J dub the hottie

the hottest man alive he's really hot. he plays basketball with long curly hair. he makes slam dunks all the time with his thickalicious booty. his booty is so thick it's so voluptuous it's so plump in his basketball shorts. when he walks it appears to be stupid but I find it adorable. his abs glisten while he is playing basketball he lifts up his shirt to wipe his sweat off his face every time I walk by it's very sexy. he is the hottest man you will ever see. so be prepared when you meet a jdub the hottie
maya: wow J dub the hottie 's abs packinnn
claire: I KNOW
by bootycheek284728 December 26, 2020
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/j

When someone on Tiktok or on other socials say “I like school /j” or “I like school/j” It just means they’re joking
by d4rk..cl0uds November 30, 2021
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Pulling a "J Mccarthy"

When a women unadds you on snap because your rizz is too immaculate for her brain to comprehend it.
Mans: So um, you tryna like ft tmr night?

Women: ummmmmmm, *thinking*

Women: *doesn't understand so goes for fight or flight and unadds you* (Therefore Pulling a "J Mccarthy")
by Tntboye July 1, 2023
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