What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
Get the inane douchemug. by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016
Get the Douche canoemug. a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
Get the douchemug. by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
Get the douche machinemug. by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
Get the douche-glidemug. by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024
Get the Douche fucklemug. by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
Get the Douche canoemug.