Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

ur mom

Hottest person in the world super hot now loose too

I think ur moms hot

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021