frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.

“these frosty tops walk so slow!”

by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022

Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Hi top black forces

Similar to the low top black forces, it gives you the energy to not give a fuck. But when you slip the hi top versions, you get energy that is worse that the low top black force energy. You instantly go crazy and want to beat up everyone so badly. It’s because Hi top forces are outdated that when you wear hi top black forces you just want to not give a single fuck about anything and beat up anything that walks, talks, and stands still. So anyway, it’s best to hide from a nigga with hi top black force energy.

Guy 1: Hey did you see mike with them hi top black forces? Guy 2: Hell yeah that dude beat up the shit out of that dude with low top black forces!

by Thatoneblackdude. July 23, 2023

top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 6, 2023

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024