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Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.
She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name
by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024
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roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.
Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
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😱:《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》*rolls dice* 《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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Rolling

"So how's life?"

"Eh, rolling"
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Tuck and roll

When one is masturbating Pinch the end of your penis which will then allow you to empty the contents into the toilet or basin.
Kurt did not have a tissue so he used tuck and roll to empty it into the sink. Creating less mess
by JIMMY J July 28, 2022
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Rolling Cock

You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.
All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!
by Purdue's for Me November 8, 2019
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