Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

I got fucked up on the old Kentucky Windage last night.

by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

Old Cunt

What you call you grandma

This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt

by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024

Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.

Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

old fashioned coke

Mixing modern day cocaine with in a fresh bottle of coca cola. Fressssh

I’m sippin an old fashioned coke with gab and them, edging for a tweak

by CoffeeFart January 8, 2024

Old soul

The person sitting at the fire quiet alone in his own world surrounded by family making noise having fun. His eyes have seen a lot.

Them sad green eyes have seen enough to make a boy wiser than the old grandpa with the grey beard. That old soul is just a random stranger.

by U2 Lilo and stitch January 9, 2024