pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Poo

Melted sloppy chocolate that is perfectly safe to eat!
A delicious snack on a Wednesday after school.

Damn this poo is mulalicious!

by Godnotagain September 29, 2022

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

Residu-poo

The bowel movement that shockingly reappears in the toilet bowl after an initial disappearance with a full flush

Ashley was shocked at the slow reemergence of the residu-poo and grabbed the plunger in defiance.

by Scooped October 11, 2009

Casey Pooing

The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh

A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!

by DaPlonkBoi February 5, 2024

tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 4, 2022