skinned monkey

When a male skins the outer layer of his penis and proceeds to have anal intercourse.

" My girlfriend and I decided last night that we should try skinned monkey ..."

by Frightful hawk April 21, 2017

monkey syndrome

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

Underground Monkey

A positional variation of The Monkey in the Kamasutra where the standard positions are reversed. The female is normally on the bottom, but it's also a term used when two males perform The Monkey

They were totally doing the Underground Monkey after the party.

by Monkey42 May 28, 2012