Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness

Wow he's such a mr j

by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019

J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.

Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'

by ayup ayup June 1, 2022

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it

Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j

by #12before12 December 9, 2022

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

Brennan j

Brennan is a fine medium size dread head a mix between brown skin and light-skin has a ex named Laniyah and is funny when he wants to be and don’t care about what other girls have to say especially his ex

Have u talk to brennan j today

by Brennan/Bren December 9, 2023