double gay agent

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight

Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent

by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017

sideways double-muzzle

The act of two people laying on their sides and 69'ing

"The sideways double-muzzle offers a great, mutual angle for both the genitals and the asshole without the bothersome arguments for who gets to be on top"

by pbateman102 December 1, 2011

Double D-feated

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.

Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.

by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009

Double Ass Chick

A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.

"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."

by UrbanDKing February 6, 2015

double tismed up

when you are autistic and you are doing two autismpilled things like watching something related to your hyperfixation and eating a safe food

BRO IM WATCHING THE BATMAN AND EATING DINO NUGGETS IM DOUBLE TISMED UP FRFR

by cr4yoneater August 14, 2022

hershey double dip

A sexual act involving three people, of which at least one is a male, wherein two of the threesome are anally penetrated by the third.

I picked up two chicks at the bar and they took me home and let me give them a Hershey double dip.

by snizzlewizzle December 28, 2015

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009