dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017