Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl

Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.

by Paiton17 May 5, 2018

Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018

Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*

by owo whats this? August 5, 2018

On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock

Damn she’s been on his dick all night

by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019