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pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))
please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))
by ineedatish April 9, 2017
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Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.
Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.
by papi12308432 May 29, 2018
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Clickity-clack

Is a gay term for a “bottom bitch” using their limp penis as if it were a large colitis during anal sex via their “boy pussy
Hey Angel, are you gonna be waiting for Daddy spread eagle, cheeks apart, rubbing on your clickity-clack? No coming without me, that’s consider cheating!
by Agile in All things Gay April 29, 2020
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Outrage-click

The act of clicking on an internet article because it's headline has provoked a sense of outrage within the reader.

The articles are typically clickbait designed to generate a sense of outrage, leading to more page views and advertising revenue. They are rarely enlightening or teach the reader anything new, and could be construed as an intellectual waste of time.
I foolishly outrage-clicked on an article about flat earthers, even though they are ultimately inconsequential and not worth anybody's time thinking about.
by PS1_Ron August 4, 2020
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Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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Big Chocker Funny

Bro did you see that new hentai doujins? Big Chocker Funny.
by Schizo Meds December 14, 2020
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