Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot

My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.

Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!

by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani

Hey! We got a boner here!

by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020

Boner

An injury to your bone. Specifically one that is a crack that results from cold temperatures.

Dude, I got a boner in class yesterday. The teacher should turn up the AC.

by Sampoggers December 27, 2020