During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

by jerrybicklebottom December 19, 2022

(Example 1)
Bitch one:damn he’s fine
Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn
Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?
Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
Bitch one:damn he’s fine
Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn
Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?
Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
by Masterbigdxddy May 24, 2018

by Da Honz May 24, 2018

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
