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mond:The modified Newtonian dynamics (MOND) is a physical theory which attempts to explain the galaxy rotation problem by changing Newton's law of motion. (The more mainstream approach to explain this problem postulates the existence of dark matter.) MOND was proposed in 1983 by Mordehai Milgrom.

so it reverses newtons law so what goes up does not come down

if your about to have a fight with your girl but instead you had sex it is the oppisite outcome that should have happened
"dude my baby mama was about to fight with me for finding some texts from another girl in my cell phone but instead...but we ended up bumping uglies instead of fighting"

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A dork; an idiot; someone obviously lacking in style and/or intelligence.
Dude, you're such a Woods.
Woods by August West January 28, 2005
I'll word up Dave about the party when I see him later.

She doesn't believe me - how about you word her up?
word up by Harlster April 21, 2008

word to your mother and father combined 

An emphasized variant of the phrase word to your mother, but in the form of a friendly insult. Limited in use, mainly by geeky technophiles.
*Player to opponent, after winning a game of Axis & Allies (total victory condition)*: Oh, you just got owned! Word to your mother and father COMBINED!
you say the g-word instead of gay, because for some reason, gay guys don't like it when you use gay and they'll say gay slurs to you which you probably won't understand because you're straight.
Straight Frank: Man, Justin Timberlake is such a gay.
Gay Joey: OMG, I can't believe you just said the g-word you silly girl, now you must be punished, ahah!
g-word by franksinatra November 27, 2006

word-perv 

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.
A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.
word-perv by LeNair Xavier April 22, 2015

L Word Yoda 

An experienced lover of the ladies who shares her wealth of knowledge to amuse and instruct her straight girlfs!
Kate, the resident L Word Yoda, paused the L-Word ep. yet again to take questions:

Amy "wait, what's she doing now?"
Fran: "so hang on that's just fingers?"
L Word Yoda by Fran P March 19, 2009