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Greenup County Lasagna Slap

This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.
Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.

Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?

Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-
by L. K. Saltsman January 23, 2009
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Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!
Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward
by Daniel ufosos February 6, 2018
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He-bitch-man-slap

The ONLY way for a man to properly refer to a bitch slap to another man. This is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.
Guy 1 (loser): "I'm so cool! What up homie! I'm so cool!"
Guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): WHAP! "Bitch! Back off or I'll he-bitch-man-slap you again!"
by BlackZer0 May 1, 2007
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cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!
by nicole and carson March 22, 2005
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National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6
by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020
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National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”
by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019
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