goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

THE PotatO

The cringyest youtube channel Never watch it... it is ssoooooo bad rip.

THE PotatO is the worst youtube channel ever...

by Top Dawg127138 May 3, 2018

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018