shit tamper

Shit Tamper; a quere, a homo, a butt pirate or rump ranger. Any male that butt fucks another male.

Look at Peter over there, he is the epitomy of a shit tamper!!!

by duster73 January 28, 2014

maggot shit

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

lazy shit

me

i am a lazy shit

by Spoojje April 15, 2017

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

shit rat

A miserable little dog, usually a terrier. The owner thinks that the sun shines out of their shit rat's arse. Given the opportunity, a shit rat will piss all over your house, and/or yap incessantly at nothing at all.

My girlfriend's Scotty is a shit rat. She pisses all over the floor right after going for a walk.

by Choco1ate teapot December 13, 2012

sun shits

When you get diarrhea from the dehydration caused from being in the hot sun for too long.

I got the sun shits from working outside all day in 100 degree weather.

by streeter August 18, 2012

Skinny Shit

not fat shit.
Long ribbon turds that squeeze out like tiny rope instead of being a big solid dump. Usually as a result of eating only ice cream, chicken livers, and potatoes. Drink some water and eat an apple, then check out your turd to see if it's bulked up.

My poop shoot is depositing skinny shit into the toilet, i better start drinking more water!

by ForestNymph69 January 2, 2012