Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018

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Drop the milk

Another term for busting a nut.

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.

by SomeRandomDawg May 31, 2018

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Milk

An Asian slang term making reference to sperm

Yui and I were fucking Last night and she said that she wanted to drink my milk

by Mondo Get June 6, 2018

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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

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