A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wank mug.A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.
by Fyce September 2, 2017
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A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021
Get the BBF (Bare Bum Fart) mug.commonly used by people in the south; after somebody gets scum (high) as fuck this is what you call them
Joey: *just finished smokin a phat blunt* *walks over to Tim*
Tim: “Waddup scum bum? How you feelin?”
Tim: “Waddup scum bum? How you feelin?”
by NikkiMB123 July 24, 2018
Get the Scum Bum mug.Noun: the name you call someone when they're too busy bumming around on their phone (or in general) in the middle of a game and it's their turn
A: Dude, hold on!
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
by tromboneboi9 March 9, 2025
Get the Bum McBumton mug.A hoe before bro kinda guy. Could care less who the girl is. You can find this guy in your ex girlfriends bed or your current girlfriend’s DM’s. He acts sweet but the second you reject him he says that all girls are the same. This guy likes to do “it” any time anywhere with anyone.
by Beetle Bum September 25, 2022
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