Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping

We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….

by Yaesh September 4, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Bum-Swear

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word

(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear

by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

Straight Run Bum

In torch applied flat roofing, the guy who doesn’t do anything but straight runs of rolls.

I always get stuck doing the corners and curbs while that straight run bum takes all the easy work.

by Franklin T. May 2, 2022

Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.

Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”

by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022

Sniffle-Bum

To absolutely not want to do something, makes you cry, but do it for the Greater good.

I hate running, but i sniffle-bummed it for charity x

by The gem nook May 7, 2022

Pain in the bum

Leni

Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!

by STOCKHOLM-SYNDROME-4-THE-DEVIL May 10, 2022