dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

by scwumbler September 17, 2022

Dead meme

A meme that has been overused so much that its meaning is no longer funny.

Your bestie "Bro when you see your grandpa naked how could this happen to me", "dead meme police you are are under arrest because of use 5 year old meme. What is a dead meme are you autistic "it is an overused meme that has been used so much that it is no longer funny". Bro do you know da way gunshot

by Codyx January 14, 2019

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023

dead chun

Adjective: to describe feelings of perpetual existential crises, helplessness in the face of the anthropocene, and eye-rolling about most things and people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

by deadchun April 19, 2018

The Walking Dead

a lifestyle.

Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.

by TallllllllMannnn January 7, 2023

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023