The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
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Here, have some chocolate.
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Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
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