Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open
Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)
by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 27, 2023
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Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 07, 2020
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Anal Princess

A woman who will take two fingers in her ass, but not the whole cock.
Kim says she likes a finger in the ass, but anything thicker than a Vienna sausage is too much for her. She's an anal princess.
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anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.
by udella July 13, 2023
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anal trainal

when people line up whilst all doing anal - anal train (al)
poppy: so guys, what should we do?
ella: anal trainal!
by crumple milkskin July 06, 2019
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by March 02, 2022
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