Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

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Greenup County Lasagna Slap

This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.

Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.

Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?

Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-

by L. K. Saltsman January 23, 2009

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National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!

Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward

by Daniel ufosos February 6, 2018

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He-bitch-man-slap

The ONLY way for a man to properly refer to a bitch slap to another man. This is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.

Guy 1 (loser): "I'm so cool! What up homie! I'm so cool!"
Guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): WHAP! "Bitch! Back off or I'll he-bitch-man-slap you again!"

by BlackZer0 May 1, 2007

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