Cunt sleeve

female condom or a derogatory word for a fucking cunt.

You are a such a filthy fucking cunt sleeve Steven.
Get rekt cunt sleeve!
Do you have a bleeding cunt sleeve Mindy I'm not trying to get your cunny juices on me tadger?

by Falling Rock n Bathsalt Jones September 29, 2013

Cunt Wank

This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.

Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea

by blue2sapphire February 21, 2014

Cunt Crusher

Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.

Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.

by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

trash cunt

A pussy so foul you wouldn't fuck it on a conjugal visit.

"She must have 10 day old jizz in her box. She's a total trash cunt!

by Meckles December 7, 2007

strong cunt

A term given to a female who has exeptional pelvic muscle control. Females who have mastered this art will provide their male partners with the best sex imaginable! Especially during orgasm...if the male is up to it!

She gripped my cock with the muscles of her vagina...She possesses a strong cunt that girl

by Hankman May 16, 2016

Bunch of Cunts

A bunch of cunts is the official term for a collective of cunts as laid down by Dave McBaillie in the Urdu Blue before storming out like a big Scottish girl.

"Right, I'm off you bunch of cunts!"

(Throws money on table and storms off in a kilt)

by Not Half Scottish June 5, 2014

Cunt Bungler

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.

Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!

by Choc Chink May 22, 2014