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Urban Dictionary Fagolas 

A group of people flooding the front page with God awful "joke" words based entirely on current events to get their word more infamy. At this moment in time, it's people flooding the front page with horrendous definitions aiming toward things like Brexit or Trump to throw a very ironic temper tantrum over the fact they didn't get the result they wanted.
"These Urban Dictionary Fagolas are turning this website into 9Gag's mentally handicapped cousin. I really have no idea why they're trying to get popularity from appealing to all 3 politically correct people on this website. Maybe they should stop. Damn those fagolas."

Urban Dictionary Merchandise 

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.
You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

Urban Dictionary Users 

Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.
Urban Dictionary Users scare me, even if I am one myself
Urban Dictionary Users by GrilledGoat September 13, 2021

Urban Dictionary Addiction

A condition in which you can't stop thinking of words to search for on Urban Dictionary. You close out of the browser thinking you're done, then think of a new word to define and come back. It also causes you to bookmark to site for easy access and constantly return to see if there's a new word of the day.
*goes to urbandictionary.com to look up ninja*

Person: Man, I bet it's some crazy sex position or something.

*finds definition*

Person: LOL

*closes browser*

Person: Okay I'm done. WAIT. I need to find out the urban dictionary definition *insert random word here* !!!!

*opens browser*

*4 hours later*

Person: OK, NOW I'm done. WAIT!

*Person's friend walks in*

Friend: Damn bro you have Urban Dictionary Addiction!

urban dictionary editors 

The people that never add my definitions, even when they make perfect sense
I had a perfect definition for Agent 47, but the urban dictionary editors didnt add it, they'd rather add a word like Poop Toe

urban dictionary assholes 

what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.
"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"urban dictionary assholes"