michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 February 16, 2018
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Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.
Michael May touches little girls
by Lab on Jackson December 06, 2023
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Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
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Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.
Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?
by UrbanAlicia January 02, 2023
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Steven Michael Paradis

Commonly used to express disgust at a stupid or illiterate person.
He's being a Steven Michael Paradis and is pissing me off.
by Alexandra WHC August 07, 2017
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Michael dixie

Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
by Foggyam419 December 22, 2016
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Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells
Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro
by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021
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