gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

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triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

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gas pump light bulb

When someone says something a little freaky!!

Are you gas pump light bulbing me rn??

by eisakuuuuuuuuu May 3, 2024

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Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

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