Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 25, 2023

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (which means 'to urinate')

"Sorry guys, I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

can we take a break

It's when someone in the relationship doesn't know how they feel and they ask for a break not to break up just a break so he/she can think about if they still wanna be in the relationship

Jack can we take a break

by Jacke August 14, 2017

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

it takes a number

when it takes a lot, or when it takes any other number.

also a song by romare.

this dj is great. he's spinnin a tune by romare. it's called it takes a number!

by therealpurdyboy December 30, 2016