Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023

FIRE

Flawless In being a Rude Entity.

Nuclear: I_MaxRoblox is FIRE.

by RobloxFan December 11, 2023

pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

Fire

A pesrson, place, event or thing that is more than worth it and deserves plenty very serious recognition.

Those Texas chili beans are fire and I would like the recipe for them.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023