one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

tossing one's salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

One cup

The term used by a work colleague who buys himself and no one else a beverage

Oh look here comes one cup

by Akrbxz November 13, 2016

One Direction

a uk group consisting of the harry, louis, liam and niall. zayn used to be there to, but he left and then became irrelevant. they have all made it big as solo artists and their fan base is very much still alive. despite what all the crackheads at your school say.

crackhead: bruh, one direction suuckks.

pothead: dudeee, i know! i prefer listening to ‘i lost my trap phone’ and ‘bitches and hoes!”
crackhead: yeah man, none of that gay shit.
me: you call one direction all that shit, when two act gayer than if jeffree star and james charles had baby.

by maleficent September 30, 2018

decadent one

Excellence in its purest form.
Lit. A being in a state of/in possession of unrestrained gratification.
Personification of chaos.

hur hur, D1 PWN'd j00

by Decadent One March 7, 2005

One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

by m4xhunt3r August 24, 2023

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014