deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

by DCrookZ November 11, 2003

Monkey Nuts

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

Nut Butter

The milky, somewhat creamy substance found on or around the scrotum and taint meat area after a long days work in the heat. Also see duck butter.

After a long, humid afternoon of mowing the grass, Mitch had some serious nut butter. He needed a shower.

by bshizzile September 16, 2006

Numb Nuts

Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.

Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

crack the nuts

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)

when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

Nut Huggers

Pants that make your nuts go in your stomach.

Man, look at that emo faget. He loves his Nut Huggers. They're just so tight.

by Chris Monahan April 29, 2008

deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by JORDAN LEWIS January 28, 2004