A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
Get the John Michaelmug. When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.
My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.
Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.
Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.
by JackMoozlum May 25, 2022
Get the Michael Bucktoothmug. that guy who used to be so annoying in middle school but is now becoming the biggest fuckboy in high school
Person 1: Yo remember that annoying kid in 6th grade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway
by im a hoe for u January 16, 2020
Get the michael conwaymug. Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
by Loominaty January 26, 2024
Get the Michael's Zombiesmug. Internet and movie star Michael Sofos is an inspiration to many. Known for playing Costa in my Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Mr. Sofos has since retired and has since taken up dirt biking
by MichaelSofoslover2 May 9, 2022
Get the Michael Sofosmug. Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
Get the Pulling A Michaelmug. by Enjbwrtghewfguiegfuegf May 5, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.