Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

Hair

The stuff on ur head

Mom: did you brush your hair

Me:M

by 1BobIsTall1 August 11, 2021

recruitment hair

Stereotypical slicked back salesman haircut

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!

by playaaa24 November 28, 2014

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020