dead off you

Dead off you meaning; you want nothing to do with anyone or anything of any sort no matter how small or how big, their just dead to you completely😌
Him: I don’t care about you or your feelings

Her: yeah I’m dead off you😌byee
by Japan❤️ May 10, 2023
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dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 13, 2012
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I’m dead 💀

commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.
Ben types in the comments: “I’m dead 💀 “
Joe replies back: “dude did you actually die???!??”

Ben types back: “Bro its a commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.”
Joe types back: “oh you had me worried 😂😂😂.”
by scheiß Schwuchtel January 02, 2023
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The Drop Dead Krew

A group of longboarders who live in the California Valley. Best friends friends who spend their days drinking, skating, making appearances at Hardcore shows and concerts throughout the CA Valley, and just havin good times.
Person #1: Hey did you guys see The Drop Dead Krew at Warped Tour this year??

Person #2: Yeah man we hung out with them for a bit, it was pretty chill.
by Drop Dead Jake July 31, 2009
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certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
by piet pieraat February 06, 2024
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phat dead leg

"I've got a phat dead leg"
by Escape2wonderland January 31, 2016
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dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.
I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.
by PDXMike March 06, 2016
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