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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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sophie's bum

The fattest most juiciest bum of 'em all. Much better looking than the sun
She walked by, the man exclaimed "dam she got a Sophie's bum "
by Crayolalover123 September 18, 2017
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bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
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Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.
Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.
by ultimatebum September 16, 2011
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makie bum sock

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?
by Teresa7! July 28, 2022
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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Leaky Bum

Dad, we got you this for your Christmas present!
by BiggJill_Is_gay December 20, 2020
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