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Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
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Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away
"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent
by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023
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Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode
-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath
by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content
he got a boner while showing his presentation in class
by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019
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Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020
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BONER

Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"
by saltbag` November 17, 2020
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