one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

One cup

The term used by a work colleague who buys himself and no one else a beverage

Oh look here comes one cup

by Akrbxz November 13, 2016

One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

by m4xhunt3r August 24, 2023

one-nine

Referring to a design concept representative of the late 20th century. Outdated and without context in the discourse of contemporary design.

Trombe Walls are so one-nine, you might as well construct it's out of hay bales.

by goathands December 26, 2008

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

decadent one

Excellence in its purest form.
Lit. A being in a state of/in possession of unrestrained gratification.
Personification of chaos.

hur hur, D1 PWN'd j00

by Decadent One March 7, 2005

one direction

a "famous" pop band that has an ironic name since they all went in separate directions

dude are you listening to one direction how gay are you

by crankymuppet November 26, 2018